Funny quotes
Funny T-shirt and funny bumper sticker quotes.
If you are looking for funny T-shirts or funny bumper stickers here are some of the funniest quotes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Annoy a Liberal Work hard and be happy
Bush, Dick And Colon Funny T-Shirt
Bush & Cheney Kiss My Ashcroft
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Come The Rapture / We'll Have The Earth To Ourselves
Don't Be A Jackass! (Vote Republican)
Don't make me call out my Flying Monkeys
Don't make me come down there -God
Finish your Beer. There are sober kids in India
First National Bank of Dad, sorry closed
Friends don't let friends vote republican
Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Out On Heaven
George W. Bush, A president for all Americans
God is too big to fit into just one religion
God protect me from your followers
He Is Not My President sticker
He is Not My President T-Shirt
I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signals
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
If I throw A Stick, Will You Leave?
If You Are Heading In The Wrong Direction God Allows U-Turns!
If you don't vote people like Bush get elected
I Live In My Own Little World, but it's OK... They know me here
I'll Try To Be Nicer If You Try To Be Smarter
I am In Shape, Round is a Shape
I Think Therefore I Vote Republican
It's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
I’ve found jesus he was behind the sofa the whole time
I've Tried To See It From A Liberal's Point Of View, But I Can't Get My Head That Far Up My Rectum
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
Lawyers Have Feelings Too! (allegedly)
Not Another SON of a BUSH in the White House
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
Texas Home Grown Dope (Bu$h seed)
There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid People
Vote Democrat, It's Easier Than Thinking
You Don't Know Me. Federal Witness Protection Program.
Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..."
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me
